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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Loons and Moons
No go.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance