What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Loons and Moons

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No go.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

So they tried

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance